Boy Bashed At “Bowling Bash”
By d.wright • Sep 9th, 2008 • Category: Lead Story, NewsGirl power dominated on Friday at the annual Back to School Bowling Bash at Fountain Bowl as three girls totally annihilated “Unknown Question”. “Roll”, “True”, and “Clueless” easily kept “Unknown Question” in his place – dead last.
Unknown Question’s bowling was in his own words “pathetic”. Unknown Question was so pathetic that even the bowling lane rejected him. On one of his turns he let go of the bowling ball too soon. The bowling ball rolled too fast, and it hit the reset machine. The ball impacted the machine with enough force that it ricocheted into the gutter and rolled all the way back to the starting line for a second chance to fail.
While Unknown Question was struggling just to keep up with the girls, Roll, True, and Clueless were competing to see who would be able to bowl the highest score. The competition was a close one, and each lady walked away with accomplishments that she can be proud of. Roll rolled right to the top with bowling two strikes in a row and winning both the first and third games. True stopped Roll from winning all three games by taking first place in the second game, and that is the truth. Just to clue you in, Clueless bowled her first strike ever!
Not all the fun was in the bowling. True, Clueless, Roll, and Unknown Question had a blast coming up with their unique nicknames and just hanging out.
